That's right, I finally got around to making a set of rules for Axe programmers to use the BBify'r. (Turns out it's even more complicated than Z80 assembly, or at least in regex.) It's a lot heavier than the Z80 engine, both because it actually recognizes every command present in Axe 0.5.3b, and because it does some pretty useful replacements for you, such as from "->" to "→."

Syntax for the new engine should be in TokenIDE Axe format (I may work on a SourceCoder version later). Rough instructions are as follows:

• Download TokenIDE from http://myserverathome.com/Tokens.zip and extract.
• Drag your Axe source program onto the TokenIDE.exe icon to open, or double-click it and open your program from the File menu.
• Under the File menu, click Change Token File and choose the AxeTokens.xml packaged with Tokens.zip.
• Copy and paste the code into the BBify'r's text box, or save it and upload into the upload box.
• Choose "Axe (Tokens)" under Step 2.

On the other hand, the BBify'r isn't just for Z80 and Axe programs anymore. Now that it's XML-driven (thanks to ephan for his suggestion in this post), you can upload your own rule sheets (under Custom) to BBify whatever language you want! I still have yet to write a description of how it works, but take a look at this post for more information.

Another change is that the BBify'r now accepts pastebin code as input! Put the URL to the pastebin page in the appropriate box, and the script will attempt to read your code from there. Virtually any pastebin site will work (any page with a textarea, really).

Finally, another extremely important update was to make the whole thing W3C-compliant XHTML. Those of you who are standards-obsessive can now rejoice.

It's been a while, hasn't it?

Bursting with power and bearing the tech giant's signature gray interface, Apple's newest product line is expected to hit stores on the East Coast this weekend.

Shortly after former CEO Steve Jobs's resignation was announced, Apple Computer issued another press release unveiling what will be his final contribution as chief executive: iRene, a category 3 storm and Apple's first step into the hurricane market. Already, Mac fans are responding with a flood of enthusiasm. According to estimates, cars in traffic lines in anticipation of iRene already number in the hundreds, stretching farther than even the longest lines of eager customers when the iPad was released. There's been activity on the other side of the spectrum as well—NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York evacuated parts of the city for the first time in history, in the "interest of public safety," while several Apple Stores in the area were closed, including the flagship store on Fifth Avenue which is normally open 24/7.

In spite of all the hype, our chief technology analyst sees some problems ahead for everyday users of the device. "One thing that comes to mind is power consumption," he says. It makes sense: having to recharge a device again and again is both costly and annoying to users. Unfortunately, iRene may consume up to 10¹⁴ watts of power, much more than the most energy-hogging of today's devices. According to his calculations, this would go through millions of rechargeable Mac batteries a second, draining even faster than the standard MacBook. "Unless Apple has also developed a brilliant new battery pack, users can expect to need the charger pretty often." And it's costly even before you take it home. According to some estimates, iRene may cost billions of dollars, following the footsteps of Apple's current line of already very overpriced hardware.

But there's been another trend that is even more alarming, one that our correspondent calls Apple's "fear of stable, solid storage." "With the iPad and MacBook Air we saw Apple reject traditional hard drives entirely in favor of all-flash memory," he says. "This time, they've gone even further. Not even flash. All your data is up in the cloud." In other words, trusting your information with iRene may not be the best idea.

Even ordinary Mac fans have found something to complain about. "Something I don't like is the size of this thing," responded one person we interviewed. He explained that along much of Apple's path to success, the company had subscribed to an ideal of simplicity and lightness. "Look at this," he said, pulling out his iPhone 4. "It's clean, it's shiny, it's beautiful. Why go with four buttons when you can make do with one?" Indeed, the iPhone, like all the devices Apple has released over the past few years, is light, fast, and small (once marketed as the thinnest smartphone in existence). The iPad and MacBook Air followed a similar path, enticing millions by embodying the devices of the future.

Yet Apple seems to have done something of an about-face with their new product. "It's huge!" exclaimed our interviewee. At 180 miles in diameter and a hundred million pounds in weight, iRene may be the "single worst design Apple has ever created," according to another Mac fan. "It's ridiculous!" He throws his hands up in exasperation. "How do they expect me to put this in my pocket? Even the iPad was an iffy fit."

Others were more optimistic. "I think we're jumping to conclusions here," one said. "Those Microsoft fanboys are always going to say that Apple's stuff is too big, too expensive, whatever. But the fact is, they're always awesome."

Wait and see, he says. "I think iRene is going to be epic." One thing's for sure: Apple's newest gadget, as always, will take the country by storm.

Seriously, though, Steve Jobs is simply a brilliant man, and we wish him the best of luck!

(Credit to ACagliano, Kerm Martian, and Matthew Fricano for the original idea of an Apple iRene. Nice one.)

A lot of recent events have gotten people worried about the "end of time", the apocalypse, the Rapture, or any other way to refer to the end of the world. A lot of people have speculated and developed theories about how the end will occur. Well, I intend to discuss that here, and to open the floor to debate. I will attempt to back up what I say with fact and references, but where I can't I will say so.

First off, let us talk about 2012. There is one scientific basis for 2012, called "Galactic Alignment". Basically, Galactic Alignment theory suggests that there is a central plane within the Milky Way, in which there are a great deal of energy and abnormalities produced by the super massive black hole at the center of the galaxy. The theory states that, as the earth moves through this plane, ominously dubbed the "Dark Rift", it will be subjected to electromagnetic instability. Although the implications of this are not certain, it is believed that the effects could include (but not be limited to) severe weather, seismic activity, and polar instability. In addition, it is believed that this will occur in alignment with most major galaxies, producing additional instability. Alignment is said to occur on the winter solstice of the year 2012. An alignment of this precision occurs only every couple hundred thousand years. Search this on google to verify its validity.

On to lucky number two: a pole shift. There is evidence that, every so often, the earth's magnetic fields reverse orientation (north becomes south, south becomes north). The weakening of the earth's magnetic fields over recent years suggests that one such event may be about to occur. However, let's be clear on what we are talking about. The magnetic reversal of the poles will only affect your compasses and other magnetically-based equipment. It will not cause widespread destruction, earthquakes, or the like. Not to say that its side effects won't. I'm getting there. There is another, more extreme reversal, in which the reversal of the poles causes the earth itself to flip completely on its axis. While the occurrence of this type of event would be catastrophic, there is very little likelihood of this actually occurring.

Number three: magnetosphere failing. The earth is surrounded by a magnetic field, called the magnetosphere. This field protects earth from bombardment by all sorts of radiation from space, including that of our own sun. You can get a visual readout of this field by clicking on this link. If you know how to read this data, and compare it against older readings, then I need not explain further. If you do not, then here it is, in plain English: the magnetosphere is weakening...quickly. The culprit? Increasing bombardment of the magnetosphere by plasma, solar radiation, and weakening that standardly precedes a polar reversal. Just on solar output alone, you can see it at this website (image source: scienceblogs.com). The weakening of the magnetosphere means that increasing levels of radiation can now reach earth's surface. So, let's end on the magnetosphere and head over to the grand finale, the Sun.

The Sun. Increased levels of solar radiation on earth's surface are bad for a number of reasons. First off, it can cause cancer and other health issues. But, on a more global scale, there seems to be a correlation between solar events and major earthquakes. About a week or two before each major earthquake: Haiti, Chile, Japan, and Virginia, NASA reported an X-class solar event. This is the highest possible magnitude, indicating a multiplication factor of 100. While these solar events have not been proved to have anything to do with the earthquakes, the evidence suggests a correlation, and so it would be unwise to rule out the possibility. In addition to causing earthquakes, this is definitely affecting earth's climate. Global warming is interfering with the climate of most temperate zones. This cannot be disputed by anyone who has watched weather over the past few years. Tornadoes growing stronger and occurring closer to areas where they were once ruled out. Last winter, NYC was hit by a blizzard that, strangely enough, also happened to classify as a category 2 hurricane (wind speeds and a fully formed eye). And, over the past couple years, hurricanes have increasingly trended north, into waters that were once too cold to support them, but are now showing a warming trend.

Now, let me discuss another issue, global warming. I mistakenly lumped a statement implying global warming into my 2012 argument. But it is a separate issue.

What evidence do we have for global warming? See my data page. To sum it up, we have the shrinking of the polar ice caps, and the rise of ocean temperatures. I placed global warming into the paragraph about the sun because it is a chief cause, but the increasing levels of greenhouse gases are also a cause.

What will the impacts of this be? Arguments have been made for coastal flooding due to rising sea levels as a chief outcome of global warming. But this will not be the issue of concern. Let's think about deep-sea currents. The North Atlantic Current is just one example. It is a deep-sea current that is responsible for carrying warm water from the tropics north and thus giving us our mild climate. This current depends on a balance of salt and fresh water. The melting of polar ice caps is offsetting this balance, weakening the current. If it shuts down, there goes our warm climate. Polar air will take control over once mild areas and lead to a new ice age. This will reseal water into the ice caps, restoring the deep-sea currents and the ice will begin to thaw again. What we are talking about is a dynamic cycle that is completely natural. The issue here is that some human activities are speeding up the process.

That's the end of my speech for the day. But don't take my word for it. Do the research and decide for yourself. Are all of these things inter-related? And, if so, what does that mean for us and the future of our planet?

At approximately one-o'clock on the afternoon of August 23rd, a magnitude 5.8 earthquake struck in Mineral, Virginia. The epicenter was located 3.7 miles below the surface, and thus the shock waves impacted a considerable swath of land, from North Carolina to Canada.

New York City was impacted at roughly 2:12, the time at which the city's alert system indicated that the incident was an actual seismic event. Little to no damage was reported to buildings in this area, save for the chimney of a building in Brooklyn, that collapsed onto the roof. Fear was more of a factor in disrupting city life than the quake was itself.

Things were different, however, in Virginia, near the epicenter, where government buildings were evacuated. A water pipe even broke in the Pentagon, and sections of buildings collapsed. Nuclear reactors in the area were automatically shut down.

This is the most powerful quake to hit this area in history, with the second most powerful occurring as early as 1875. This area, known as the Central Virginia Seismic Zone, was involved in the creation of the Appalachian Mountains and the shaping of the Atlantic Coastline, and though minor earthquakes are common in this area, a quake of this magnitude has ignited concern that this seismic zone has been reactivated.

Now that the Nspire contest is into the voting/judging phase, the links are public. Play it online on TI's Document Player, or download it here!

And I made my first YouTube video:

Yeah, I'm doing it again. Reasons are as follows:

• The current theme sucks. Sure, it was once my greatest design ever, but looking back at it, it looks like someone (probably me) threw a whole bunch of random CSS3 and green backgrounds together in slipshod fashion.
• It's remarkably slow. Refresh this page to see for yourself.
• In IE, it's horrible. Normally I wouldn't care so much (and I still hate the browser as much as ever), but this is our homepage, and I just found out that apparently, some people do see our site through Internet Explorer's astigmatic eyes.
• I made something awesome. Well, I think.

The new theme I'm working on is at http://clrhome.tk/b/test/—it's far from complete, but I personally like it so far.

Any thoughts or suggestions? I need to be sure about this before I start because it's going to take a lot of work to convert every page on this site to match it, and especially on the blog.

Never thought that would take an entire day, but it did. I spent just as much time making the game engine as I spent making the pieces circles again.



Oh yeah, there's now a title screen too. I hope I can get this one done on time.

Along with our Z80 tables and the BBify'r, ClrHome is now proud to host its first Lua utility at http://clrhome.tk/resources/lua/!. (Okay, it's not my script. alberthrocks made it, over at withg.us.to, but here's a nice little front-end. And yes, I've tried making my own PHP script to do the converting, but that failed.)

And for ClrHome authors, there's now an online tutorial builder at http://clrhome.tk/b/edit/ (URL subject to change)! It doesn't actually save anywhere yet, but if you have rights you can use the HTML it outputs. (You can use it even if you don't, but the theme is pretty site-specific.)

Finally, there are more sub-sites here in the works, possible now that we no longer have a restriction on subdomains hosted. So far, there's startrek.clrhome.tk, tipoint.clrhome.tk, and zelda.clrhome.tk for ACag's projects, the redesigned Contra page, and my personal site. More are coming soon.

And yes, that is Papyrus on the Zelda page. I'm sorry.

Well, my Axe contest entry ended up in a less-than-satisfying placement in the contest results, but then I already expected as much. It wasn't much of a game at all, and what was there was buggy and almost unplayable. I still enjoyed making it, though, especially since the project ended up teaching me so much about physics.

This morning, as I browsed Omnimaga as a part of my morning routine, I suddenly remembered something: Aren't they holding three contests this year, not just one? Why not try again? Sure, I might not own an Nspire, and I might not know any Lua at all, but joining again can only give me at least as much more experience as that last contest did. So here it is—Reversi (or Othello, as some of you may know it), a classic, ported to Nspire Lua!



I can't put up the download link until the contest ends, but here's a rundown of what I have done and planned:

• Graphics (it's an Nspire, after all)
• Usability with both mouse and keypad controls
• An AI (making this my first game with a real AI opponent)

As I said, I don't actually own an Nspire. I'm using TI's awesome scripting tools at the moment, and I'm testing and debugging on both their student software and Goplat's TI-Nspire emulator. (Thanks to Levak for helping me get that working!) Hopefully it'll work on real-hardware calculator, but I really have no idea. Fingers crossed.

Any tips or suggestions? Post below!

Well, we've moved again. This time we've moved out of 000webhost altogether, onto Juju's VPS (thanks for the webspace Juju!). We're also taking the opportunity to switch our domain name to clrhome.tk. Not only does that mean we're now three characters shorter, but it also means Google probably won't be banning us for a long time yet. (If they did decide to ban .tk, they'd be taking out their revenge on the entire territory of Tokelau.)

It's gonna be even harder to change the domains around this time than when we merged with Blast or moved from Webs, but in the spirit of search engine optimization, we still have to try. Although clrhome.co.cc does redirect now to clrhome.tk, we'd really appreciate it if you (our visitors) could change the links you're allowed to change (such as your bookmarks, if anybody's bookmarking us). Thanks, and sorry about the new mess!

But last night was even worse. I'd been dreaming all those aimless dreams we have when I decided to try that Inception trick again. This time around, I cut out the toilet part. I dreamed instead of the instant I started dreaming that dream.

What happened then was insane. Dreaming recursively, each dream took only a fraction of a second before it dove into the next iteration. It felt like an evil script, but in real life, and that scared me. Worse, I could feel my body trembling from the effort.

And just like with that evil script, I had to stop it somehow, so I dreamed of waking up. That was fine, but I knew very well that I was still asleep, and asleep in that sleep for that matter. I was stuck in dreams a couple dozen layers deep and had no idea how to get out.

Somehow, I did, then vowed never to do that again.

That night, as usual, I fell asleep and started dreaming. For some reason, I dreamed that I was taking a dump in the bathroom next to my room. And then for some reason, I fell asleep on the toilet.

And guess where I went from there? Back on my bed, falling asleep. Some part of my unconscious mind must have thought "what the heck, let's go in a loop." So there I was, dreaming that I fell asleep on the toilet and dreamed of falling asleep and dreaming on the toilet. I'm not even sure how many layers deep I got before I decided to turn around and end the recursive madness. And so I woke up from each layer, one by one, alternately getting up from my bed and from the toilet until I thought I got out completely. That's when my mom came in and woke me up.

Lesson learned: Never recreate from memory when you fall asleep Inception-style.

I love this program! First off, another userbar (go on, start ranting)!



And kudos to JosJuice for the tagline in the last block in this one. (Click for a larger version.)

On the very first day of the poll, there were five votes with the exact same choice. I guess we're definitely not getting renamed. I'll see if I can get a TLD or something so we're not blocked by Google.

Speaking of that delisting incident, I got this message a few days ago:

We've now reviewed your site. When we review a site, we check to see if it's in violation of our Webmaster Guidelines. If we don't find any problems, we'll reconsider our indexing of your site. If your site still doesn't appear in our search results, check our Help Center for steps you can take.

Seems like they've read and processed my reconsideration request, but I have no idea if they've un-delisted us or not. We're still not showing up in search results again, which is just too bad.

Better yet, it's dynamic!

(If you happen to be a robot, please see ?type=xml instead.)

It's been a week since I sent that reconsideration request after Google delisted all Co.CC domains, and we're still not showing up. I've been thinking that we could take this opportunity to rename ourselves to something a little more pronounceable (at first glance) and a little friendlier to those users who don't have a TI-83 Plus series calculator. What do you think of dia.fr.am?

Before any of you spelling Nazis start burning up in frustration, yes, I do know how it's spelled, but I still think dia.fr.am is a great name. Better yet, that's the actual (sub)domain name I've registered, so our URLs would suddenly be six characters shorter. If we do end up switching, we'll still keep clrhome.co.cc as a redirection site until it's all cleared up.

So, any thoughts? Vote in the poll and comment below!